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Bernie Sanders a Zombie, Opioid lawsuits, and Last days of comedy
October 31, 201910/31/2019 • 00:32:57
ID#11991 • Welcome to Fak'd 8 TV news, this is Jeff Semprebon and you’re turned on and into the only real fake news that matters today. Gregory Higgins is on vacation although he did send in stories for tonight’s show. Today I will bring you stories on how Bernie Sanders zombie is now running for President, how Pelosi and McConnell will have it out in a cage match, climate change deniers get into fiery conflict, Ronald Crumps version of Armenian genocide.
And, later on in the show, I’ll have an unusual interview with the rapper Dee Jay Tee that actually believes he is the president of the United States. Over to you Mike.
M. Helloooo Fact 8 T V Viewers Mike Cirre here with stories of how opioid manufactures are suing overdose victims for giving them a bad reputation, how an impeachment is detrimental to comedy, how the metric system has been eroding American values, how algorithms are to blame for global warming and how arc builders are suing God for excessive rain that damaged their God anointed Arc.